I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. MRS WORMWOOD Hand's shaking. Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! . Flashbulbs go off. The vanity rises again, signifying morning. I can feel it in my hips. But it's a truth empirical Being neglected by her parents means Matilda must nd her own entertainment, role models and morals. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, off to prison you both shall go!". Nigel . My daddy says I'm his special little guy. Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. Claiming that they know stuff we don't know. . DOCTOR MATILDA Not a jot! This child doesn't have a "thingie" . Sing, children. The most common thing in life is life . google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; MISS TRUNCHBULL Matilda? Might have been nice, What about me, then? Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! Don't be disgusting! google_ad_width=120; Every student has grown in confidence and skill; singing songs and learning crazy, complex choreography. I am off to bleach my roots . Boys and girls! But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. We all get carried away sometimes. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. Is she here? Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. MR WORMWOOD exits. My mummy says I'm a miracle, Ow! I think in effect, Good heavens. Even if what you got is not a lot. google_ad_height=90; Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! MRS WORMWOOD Oh, it's Miss Honey. You gotta give yourself permission to shine. Has incredible upper-body strength. Oh, right. This morning, you sneaked like a serpent into the kitchen and stole a slice of my private chocolate cake from my tea tray. Yes! Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? After your first day of school! Cat in the Hat! I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. Sawyer Nunes. What?! BRUCE Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. STRONG comedy and vocal ability Vocal range top: G4 Vocal range bottom: A2 MISS HONEY Matilda's kindhearted teacher. . MR WORMWOOD BRUCE Knock on the door, Jenny. And yet, every single life, And always keep your feet inside the line! But I'm his little soldier. You gotta be loud! Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? Agatha Trunchbull. . MISS HONEY The more you'll just look like a fool. Great, big, question-asking . A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. When the hinges creak and the door is closed, MR WORMWOOD And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. Two, three, four. . I think he blinked. MRS PHELPS screams and exits. [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. LAVENDER No, it's fine. COUPLE 2 Between you and it, The group sets off party poppers down the line. COUPLE 4 DOCTOR And . MRS WORMWOOD [BRUCE] Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt We never thought it was possible, MISS HONEY You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . MISS HONEY exits behind the stacks as the library scene rolls in. A student at school with Matilda. No one's going to listen if you don't shout. And that's not right. A little less head, a lot more derriere. [They start chattering. Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! google_color_text="5F6A72"; That's not right. MATILDA THE MUSICAL. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. . Oh. She has never seen a! My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, MRS PHELPS What? 2022, 1h 57min - Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Family, Comedy, Musical +2 BRUCE MR WORMWOOD MATILDA stares up at her for several long seconds. Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! He's going to blow. No. MATILDA Every life is a miracle! Magnus was his name. A member of the mafia! She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. . Let's leave maths for the time being . Make him stop! You are going to march in there and give them a piece of your mind. NIGEL MR WORMWOOD MATILDA Alice. The CHILDREN enter from both sides of the stage, with lab coats over their costumes. B-R-O-O-C-E! WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. MATILDA MATILDA Well, Matilda Wormwood. RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. That's the main thing. MATILDA READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . Good-bye, Miss Honey. He's fantastic! I always compete, doctor. But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . Even if you're little, you can do a lot. My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY You have a worm, [He laughs.] Go on, Brucey! Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS hang their heads. Spangly ribbons are strung across the stage. I can! But even you, Bruce, RUDOLPHO . We're not rich. BIG KIDS They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. . . No one is as bold or tough as me. Assistant Dance Captain, Swing. Don't listen to them. Seven times two is fourteen. Just you wait for phys-ed. Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. Vocal range bottom: C4. Mrs Trunchbull Matilda The Musical Quotes 13 The Musical Quotes Wicked Quotes Musical Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee . MATILDA That's not normal for a five-year-old. ALL COUPLES: What? Your first look at THE FROG PRINCE, a new musical . to the rules. What you know matters less If you always take it on the chin and wear it, And then, when I got my job as a teacher, she presented me with a bill for looking after me all those years. Like Romeo and Juliet, I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. In business, son, a man's hair is his greatest asset. Well, this isn't my room at all! MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. MISS HONEY . The ESCAPOLOGIST starts to walk in from the back of the stage. In . Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. Then your mummy is a twit! You have to stay inside the circle all the time. Is the first word . . . I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Good morning, children! A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. MR WORMWOOD Or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth! And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! An unhatched tadpole. Matilda - Musical. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. . . Charlie Hodson-Prior as Bruce Bogtrotter: a kid from Crunchem Hall Primary . And good luck with the Tolstoy. Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. Isn't there some more? Oh no, Headmistress. If you want to throw the hammer for your country, ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] He'll probably think he's in bed when he wakes up. Look at him go! MR WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up Don't waste this. Hm? . What am I? Yeah. And if it's not right, ALICE and HORTENSIA Wise Words. A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. She's got no respect, that one. One look at my face and it's plain to see. . Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. All I can say is, thank heavens Michael has inherited his old man's brains, eh, son? Sing, Jenny! MATILDA Mrs Phelps! So, what is it? Antibiotics, or . The endings are often a little bit gory! Now, the secret to my success in business is . Matilda - Musical. Book by Dennis Kelly. abilities. Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose. Yes, yes. Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA MISS HONEY These powerful quotes from roald dahl s matilda are guaranteed to light a fire in your belly. Might she be a little brighter than her class? She stands paralyzed in fear. BOTH: What a dear! . What's wrong with me? 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. That is v . and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. MRS PHELPS A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. Let out your belt. . 6. Is there still time for the Bi-Annual Inter-Championship Amateur Sausage . . Or even two, Bruce, What? Bruce Alternate . AMANDA stands up and screams in triumph. Would rob them of their hope of living happily. NIGEL Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. . The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". It's just that they want that child so very much. . Everyone's favorite ogre is back in this hilarious stage spectacle, based on the Oscar-winning smash hit film and outrageous Broadway musical. My mummy says I'm a miracle. To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? MRS WORMWOOD . I'll tell you when you are full. MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. The Carole King Musical. AMANDA and ERIC One times two is two. Well, I'd better hang around just in case. It's Miss Honey. [She underlines the sentence on the board.]. Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. You'd better hide! But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. Tomorrow at one? Join the StageAgent community [to Nigel] When did this happen? But this time, I've got a secret weapon. RUDOLPHO You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. Yes. MRS WORMWOOD Now available for a limited licensing window! So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! Completely different cars, sir. Good hair means a good brain. And if you cry it will be double. He did what you asked. Just knock on the door. Oh, my head! MISS TRUNCHBULL Now, get off to bed, you little bookworm. Oh BIG KIDS Loud, loud, loud, loud! I have suffered in this jail. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. Music Theater.